Interesting Stuff

Google “(your name) needs”

Alan needs a DLL guru
Alan needs updating
Alan needs a good run in midfield so he can gain experience against good players
Alan needs to explain why China buying 10000000 barrels of oil on the open market affects the price of oil
Careful and sensitive time with Alan needs to occur, and Amanda’s support could be invaluable
Alan needs to ditch the corny pictures
Alan needs to find a new vocalist before anything else

I for one found this rather amusing.